CC Brown believes sunrise and sunset are overrated when compared to noon and 2 am. She was born with an incurable affliction which causes various items she walks by on the street to follow her home. It may be related to her ever-expanding talent for killing products she likes. Or not. In any case, she can only break the gravitational attraction by twisting and warping objects into new shapes that finally achieve peace. Sometimes this process spans years. She has a fundamentally cat-like distaste for being seen, but if you wait patiently, she may suddenly appear beside you as if she has been there all along. Try not to react as this will scare her off. She does likes treats in the form of genuine complements. Given privately. At a distance so she can enjoy them probably later if she feels like it. Someone once told her she had a fine sense of the absurd and that has been her off-and-on motto ever since. All of this is true today but may be subject to change without notice.